Sean Brogan is simultaneously fire and water.

Sean Brogan keeps extinct species as pets.

Sean Brogan is allergic only to penicillin and lies.

The Great Wall of China was built to keep Sean Brogan in.

Sean Brogan bakes pies out of the forbidden fruit.

If it can be measured in bus lengths, Sean Brogan can jump it.

Sean Brogan can charge batteries through song.

Sean Brogan's aim transcends accuracy.

Sean Brogan breeds and trains show pirates.

Sean Brogan invented ecstasy - the feeling and the drug.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but Sean Brogan can teach it Judo.

Sean Brogan can sculpt clay into falcons.

Sean Brogan bleeds dew and cries never.

Sean Brogan carves Swiss Army Knives out of stone.

Sean Brogan goes to Ithaca College and creates wonder.