David Abraham Newberg discovered his comedic prowess when, at the age of four, he wrote and choreographed a brilliant song and dance routine entitled, "Saw the Pee Pee." On the concrete hearth of his Getzville, NY home, just outside of Buffalo, his brother, cousin, and himself dropped their pants, grasped hold of their young penises, and whilst implementing a flat-handed 'sawing' motion on the shafts, belted the beautiful lyrics, "Saw the pee pee, saw the pee pee, saw the pee pee with the blue suede shoes."

Dave is a member of the televised improv comedy show, Quabble (quabble.ictv.org), a cast member of sketch comedy program, DP Show, and has been reporting and anchoring on Ithaca College Television's (ictv.org) news program, Newswatch 16 for the past two years. He is currently working on finishing his action/adventure/coming of age/historical fiction/gastroenterological/comedy/drama novel, a portion of which can be viewed on this site.

Dave confidently believes that the smashing combination of his scathing wit, mastery of the English language, and Semitic good looks would make him quite the attractive addition to any talent promotion agency and hopes Cannibal Potluck will accurately showcase these many attributes. Interested parties, sexy women, the morbidly obese, fans, friends, and enemies alike, drop him a line.