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Now That You're on One Blog, Go to Another

I wrote this little piece for the Buzzsaw Blog a.k.a. BuzzBlog.

It's about raptors.

Were you expecting anything less?

The Wrath of the Raptor

Remember, Remember

This is a comic I did for the new issue of Buzzsaw Haircut. Click image for larger version.

Harrison's Imagination Corner

"So what if I killed Ian Malcolm in the first book, I'll bring him back and you'll like it! Why? Because I'm Michael Crichton, dammit!"

What I imagine Michael Crichton said to his publishers before releasing The Lost World: Jurassic Park.

Harrison Ruins Classic Video Game Endings

Mario beats Bowser and gets Princess Peach

Sonic beats Robotnic

Kirby beats King Dedede

Samus is a girl

Link beats Ganondorf

Knight Arthur has to go back to the beginning

Ryu beats M. Bison

E. Honda beats M. Bison

Blanka beats M. Bison

Guile beats M. Bison

Ken beats M. Bison

Chun-Li beats M. Bison

Zangeif beats M. Bison

Dhalsim beats M. Bison

The Harrison Awards '07

Disclaimer: The Harrison Awards are judged solely by Harrison Flatau. If you disagree you are wrong because you would be contradicting Harrison.

Best Book to Read in a Bathroom: Any Calvin & Hobbes book

Best Color for an N64 Controller: Yellow

Best Belt: any Reversible Black and Brown Leather Belt

Best way to Organize iTunes (other than Alphabetically): Date Added

Hardest Cheat Code to Enter: For Max Payne on XBOX: While Clicking in Both Joysticks and Holding Both Triggers, Hit White, Black, Black, White, White, Black

Best Restaurant that Nobody Seems to Know About: Fuddruckers

Best Filter in Photoshop CS2: Cutout

Best Frozen Pizza: Elios

Best Hi-C Drink: Ecto Cooler

Best Steven Segal Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

Best Moment During the Mini Golf Finals on ESPN: Seeing an Old, Fat Guy Watch Kids Play Mini Golf Whilst Wearing a Speedo

The Only Thing that Could Ever Top Candy Cigarettes: Candy Heroin with Edible Needle

Learning Things the Hard Way with Harrison

Tonight I learned that when making a chicken burrito, it is not acceptable to substitute regular sandwich bread with a tortilla.

Things get messy.